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[Adam Hitler]

LOL why so mean all the time Lil? My longest relationship was close to 5 years

 

[Frood]

Did you douse your bowl of poo with chili sauce, Jack?

 

[Jack]

I'm closing in on 46 years in a few weeks

 

[Adam Hitler]

These days, thats an eternity.

 

[Lily]

I don't have xray vision, so no can't see my ribs. No one sees their ribs.

 

[Lily]

5 years? That's not long.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lily has been with her inflatable guy for what, 10-15 years now?

 

[Jack]

Loving the self own DD

 

[Adam Hitler]

They must have made some durable products back then

 

[Frood]

30 years this January... though we had a couple of extended holidays... lulz

 

[Lily]

We've been together since 2013

 

[Lily]

And the one before that was 2 before I dumped him. And my.marriage was 20 years almost 21 when we divorced.

 

[Frood]

Jack loves getting dumps...

 

[Adam Hitler]

Well I guess those long relationships explain your sheltered persona.

 

[Jack]

DD loves owning himself.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Were they quite protective?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Its better being single or in casual relationships in your late teens and 20's

 

[Adam Hitler]

in my opinion anyway

 

[Lily]

Sheltered? I'm just a regular, decent human being.

 

[Adam Hitler]

otherwise you can miss out on "life"

 

[Adam Hitler]

Uh huh.

 

[Lily]

I don't know what you mean by sheltered.

 

[Adam Hitler]

you don't seem to "get it" about a lot of things.

 

[Frood]

Jack picks lawn apples with his teeth....

 

[Adam Hitler]

Banter being one

 

[Lily]

It's a man's job to be prote8of their mate, wtf?

 

[Lily]

It's a man's job to be protective of their mate, wtf?

 

[Adam Hitler]

See, you don't even understand what I'm talking about.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Nevermind.

 

[Lily]

What don't I get?