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[The Associate]

All of you fuckers are strangers from the internet. Not too far removed from chatbots. I do not give the first fraction of a fuck about being 'liked' by chatbot-adjacent internet dipshits.

 

[Lily]

I didn't say anything about being liked. I said nobody wants your RL info. Can you read and comprehend?

 

[The Associate]

Can you? Evidently not.

 

[Lily]

Nobody cares.

 

[The Associate]

That's what I said, El Face-o de Queso.

 

[Lily]

What you said isn't a response to what I said, cara de culo.

 

[jack]

whoa. Grimmy is blue. WTF

 

[The Associate]

Well, not if you're a fucking imbecile, apparently.

 

[Lily]

Hasn't he always been blue?

 

[jack]

lol I lost my mind. Though it was Grimm LOL

 

[Fredricka]

Sbut up jack, this is not news

 

[Lily]

Go fuck off, loser. You're dismissed.

 

[jack]

 

[Lily]

Jack, is this an early sign of dementia, you reckon?

 

[The Associate]

It's cute that you think you're in a position to 'dismiss' anybody, you absolute she-tard.

 

[Fredricka]

Whats so funny jacksie?

 

[jack]

Probably. Good thing it takes 20 years to fully matriculate

 

[jack]

at least I can still spell big words correctly

 

[Lily]

That's something, I guess.

 

[jack]

Better than nothing.

 

[The Associate]

Better'n a kick in the dick! as we say in the wasteland.

 

[jack]

ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM

 

[X]

@Jack why do you let Lily bully you like that? Tell her to fuck off!

 

[jack]

sorry for the sneeze. Anyone got a tissue?

 

[Fredricka]

Cringe jack

 

[Fredricka]

He needs the protection x

 

[Lily]

I'm hardly bullying Jack.

 

[The Associate]

Pandaemonomasochastic microsadoschizochondria!

 

[Lily]

If anyone has gotten shit from me today, it's Cockeye6

 

[The Associate]

Expialadouchebags!