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[The Associate]

I'd prefer gunmetal grey with gilded accents.

 

[The Prowler]

I do not have enough room to have two pleasure cars...

 

[Fredricka]

Numbers, no one needs to tag jack, he reads everything anyway

 

[The Associate]

If I ever win the lottery, though? First thing: eye surgery. Second order of business? 1946 Ford Coupe.

 

[The Prowler]

I did have my Z28 and my C8 for one summer...but I had to leave the Z28 outside....that sucked.

 

[The Associate]

Why do you bother to lie about wealth? First off, it's so obvious that it's a lie. Second, even if it WAS true, what's the point? Nobody here fucking cares.

 

[The Associate]

Who are you even trying (too hard) to impress, anyway?

 

[Fredricka]

Ahem? Lie about wealth? What about lack of it?

 

[The Prowler]

See, your first question is a problem. I obviously own a C8 Corvette.

 

[The Associate]

It doesn't buy you status -- just mockery and derision. So what's the point?

 

[Fredricka]

HYPOCRITE

 

[The Prowler]

I was never bragging about it. It just seems to bother people that I own a C8 Corvette. I find it weird. And entertaining. So I mention it now and then....

 

[The Associate]

You know why I don't bring up the fact that I'm a retired LEO? Because NOBODY FUCKING CARES. It has nothing to do with anything in the context of a message board.

 

[The Prowler]

But for the most part, other people bring up my C8 Corvette.

 

[The Associate]

You mention it 'now and then... and then... and then... AND THEN...'

 

[Fredricka]

H3s brought it up twice today

 

[The Prowler]

I think the real question is: Why does it bother people like C6 that I own a C8 Corvette?

 

[The Prowler]

It is weird to me,.

 

[Lily]

Too bad you don't own a Lambo, Ferrari, or even a Porsche. Those cars are beautiful. I would enjoy seeing pics of those.

 

[The Prowler]

Being jealous at your age.

 

[Lily]

You can see Corvette's all over the place in the US

 

[The Associate]

And the reason why we all know it's a fucking lie is that you keep naming the car FORMALLY. "My C8 Corvette". Fucking... DUDE. It's never, "my car." or "my ride". or "my Corvette." it's always "my C8 Corvette." Nobody fucking talks about a car THEY ACTUALLY OWN like that.

 

[The Prowler]

I would not want a Lambo. Ferraris and most Porsches are nice.

 

[Lily]

You know, Digits, I don't like him, but he's trolled the fuck out of you. He owns one, get over it.

 

[The Prowler]

I say My C8 because I know it bothers you. Hahaha!!!

 

[Lily]

They are nice.

 

[The Associate]

You name it as specifically as that like it's a car YOU WANT to own. Not one you GENUINELY own.

 

[Admin.]

If you’re a retired cop, why are you poor, my cousin is a retired cop and he and his wife spend about half the year traveling the world.

 

[The Prowler]

Cops around here make good money.

 

[The Associate]

Cops around here don't.