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[The Question]

It's overproducing the hormone Fuquol.

 

[The Question]

BUY MY FICTITIOUS MEDICAL MALADIES! SUCKERRRS!!!

 

[The Prowler]

Maybe you could try the new medication Havagudcreye.

 

[The Question]

I just need some Dodge Neon therapy. I know you know what that's like.

 

[Jack]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

At least you don't need ax wound therapy like our Adminge, C6.

 

[The Question]

Now, now, don't pick on Pinky. Hee'th a thenthitive boy.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I heard the Hobos take turns changing out his ax wound plugs.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I hope he can attend the riots tomorrow.

 

[The Question]

I hope he's considerate of the hobos and, when he's dilating that wound channel, sprays Febreeze up in there.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Fabreeze is supposed to kill the Monkeypox virus.

 

[The Question]

I'm just grateful he had himself neutered. One-and-a-half fewer future Communists in the world is never a bad thing.

 

[The Question]

That's why, as a traditionalist (not a Conservative) I'm 100% supportive of abortion. The people demanding it are exactly the people who *ought* to be having it.

 

[The Question]

You go right on ahead, Shalaqualiqualaquala, you *get* that future rapist diced up and sucked out. Good on ya.

 

[The Prowler]

You sound angry 213121. If I feel that I might be getting angry, I stop and get my emotions in check. Sometimes I take my 2023 C7 Corvette for a drive to clear my head.

 

[The Question]

How do I 'sound angry' via text? You are *bizarre*, Mr. Neon.

 

[The Question]

I thought it was a C8. Can't you even keep your lie properly sorted? That's disappointing. Now I'm sad for you.

 

[The Prowler]

You have angry thoughts. You are wound up tight.

 

[The Question]

You're projecting, Mr. Neon. Will you be calling yourself a C8 Halogen lamp next week?

 

[The Prowler]

Look at 284847 jumping all over a typo!! Haha!! Did it ease some of your pain? No. Too bad. Haha!!

 

[The Question]

I was thinking of getting you a puppy to help ameliorate your profound sadness. But then I realized that I could just snag you a gecko and you'd call it a puppy.

 

[The Question]

Would you like a small, green, scaly puppy, Mr. Neon?

 

[The Prowler]

Drunk and stupid is no way to live your life. Although....some people^^^ have no choice. Hahaha!!!

 

[The Question]

You sound like you need some real 'rough manly lovin', Mr. Neon. What say I use my dick to rip out your septum and then fuck you in the nose-hole? You can be my little dirty zombie bitch. Would you like that?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Small, green, scaly? Sounds like the GEICO gecko.

 

[Admin.]

Why don’t you girls get get a room.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

With bathroom

 

[The Question]

Mr. Neon can be my little ghoul bitch.

 

[The Prowler]

265888 is still recovering from the beatdown I gave him yesterday.

 

[Jack]

why do flametards strut about so?