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[The Associate]

BY MRS. WHIPPLE'S PUFFY NIPPLES!

 

[jack]

 

[Fredricka]

Why is jack laughing so raucously? Number 1 its not funny number 2, myvGRIEF U CUNT

 

[Fredricka]

Seriously i feel pike stringing him up by his balls at this moment

 

[The Associate]

Who's pike?

 

[The Associate]

Or are you typing with your meatflaps again?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Meatflaps definitely.

 

[jack]

Like I said, if he's dead at least he'll be stiff for once

 

[Fredricka]

Hi danny shortarms, hows it going? See how i can still be nice even in grief JACK

 

[The Associate]

What grief, Apu-ette?

 

[Fredricka]

Youll have to scroll up danny, i cant type it again, grief u see

 

[Fredricka]

Cant u tell jack to have some compassion?

 

[The Associate]

Why would I do you that favor? Or any favor?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Compassion? On the internet?? In Trump's America?!?!

 

[Fredricka]

H9w would he like it if sausage fingers was lost 9n a mountain ?

 

[The Associate]

Who?

 

[The Associate]

The fuck are you babbling about?

 

[Fredricka]

SAUSAGE FINGERS

 

[The Associate]

I have no idea who or what that even is.

 

[Fredricka]

Jesus, u realy are bl8nd incha?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Welcome to my nightmare.

 

[Fredricka]

Like how do u not know who Sausage fingers is?

 

[The Associate]

No, I'm not bl8nd, and even if I was bl8nd, that'd have fuck-all to do with knowing what you're referring to.

 

[Fredricka]

Really?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[The Associate]

Really. Being bl8nd, or blatend, or whatever the fuck you're trying to type, doesn't have fuck to do with all.

 

[Fredricka]

Jack, tellim who sausage fingers is, i feel disrespectful to tell him now knowing what she goes through

 

[The Associate]

So either explain the reference, or consider yourself cordially invited to give your lower intestine a good vigorous scrubbing with a wire brush.

 

[Frood]

Look... I slept in until 3 am because it's my weekend... had more than a few drinks since then (9 hours ago), and all you drunk motherfuckers are barely sentient aka weak as piss.

 

[The Associate]

And while you're explaining that, what are you grieving? Did the local authorities raid the call center where you and the other Pakis run your "FBI scam"?