1,000,000 Post Thread

[Fredricka]

Cant u just put me in the cornfield again numbers? I like it there

 

[The Associate]

I like you better where I can keep an eye on you and profess my sweaty, foetid, slightly-moist LUHHHHHHHHV for YEWWWWWW.

 

[The Associate]

Smells a little like nacho cheese and a little like swamp-crotch. Just your eau.

 

[Fredricka]

Ugh, why do u get like this? Seduce lily instead, i reckon shed be more receptive

 

[The Associate]

Success is not the objective; discomfort is.

 

[Fredricka]

So then lilys the way to go

 

[Frood]

I like numbers... despite him being a "retired" cop.

 

[The Associate]

I'll serenade you with a dozen dead and decomposing monkeys arranged in a lovely simian bouquet.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I'M STILL BORED!!! ENTERTAIN ME, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Youd make him camp in your front garden though right frood?

 

[The Associate]

Sorry, Larry, nothing for the Dames Depository thread right now that wouldn't give you Xenia Onatopp -themed nightmares.

 

[Fredricka]

Larry entertain urself with alts left hand

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I'll be crying all weekend.

 

[Fredricka]

Hahaha

 

[Fredricka]

What's wrong with alts left hand larry?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I was referring to 250910s reply.

 

[Fredricka]

Sure

 

[The Associate]

There you go, @Larry Loungelizard -- don't say I never did nothin' to ya. :P

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Fredricka]

So gay

 

[The Associate]

I'll see about generating something more... conventional in a minute.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Thanks, I feel the love.

 

[Fredricka]

U wanking together guys?

 

[Fredricka]

Gay love

 

[The Associate]

Dudes looking at imagery of women. If you think that's 'gay', then you either have aphasia or a complete lack of vocabulary.

 

[Frood]

I would never let a current serving or past cop in my house, Fred. It's the principle of the matter. No warrant, no entry.

 

[Fredricka]

Do u hold each others?

 

[Fredricka]

Good frood

 

[The Associate]

Whose do you hold, Apu-ette, while you're jilling to emaciated scrawny waifs?

 

[Frood]

The good work that cops do is overpowered by the bad shit they do to people. I hate LEO's.