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[Lily]

Have you seen what hurricanes can uproot? They can be fairly devastating.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

But nature is nature, it gives us everything, but it can take it all away too

 

[Lily]

Hell yes, Rancidmilko.

 

[The Prowler]

Lily is wondering......could nature please get on with it and take away some of my ginormous ass?!?!?!?

 

[Lily]

Why are you thinking about my ass, Prowlie?

 

[Lily]

You know it's never been a problem for me, Prowlie.

 

[Seamajor]

The Dish Washer salesmen?

 

[The Prowler]

"Excuse me ma'am. We neede you to buy an extra ticket. You are taking up two seats." "No problem!!!!"

 

[Jack]

Lastime i heard that joke i was burning my draft card, moron

 

[Lily]

He's fat LAMING, emphasis on laming.

 

[Lily]

He didn't get a handjob for his supermarket flowers and is bigly frustrated.

 

[Lily]

He should at least consider an actual florist.

 

[Lily]

He actually may be here to get stimulated as I suggested yesterday.

 

[Lily]

He'll can get biggly angry and smallie hard and go jump on the missus.

 

[Lily]

He'll get biggly angry and smallie hard and go jump on the missus.

 

[The Prowler]

Lily is jealous that I bought my wife a plant.

 

[Lily]

It'll be over in about 15 seconds, so there is that comfort, Mrs...

 

[Lily]

Yeah, as a gardener with dozens of plants, I'm jealous of one supermarket plant...lmfao

 

[The Prowler]

Hahaha!!! My wife's garden is much nicer than your garden, Lardo!!!!! And she loved the plant I bought her!!!!

 

[Lily]

She's married to you. She's already settled.

 

[Lily]

No, it is not. I've seen pictures. My garden is far superior to yours. And it's not DEAD half the year.

 

[Lily]

So, now did she give you some for the plant? You implied it would get you some. Finish the story.

 

[The Prowler]

My wife's garden is much nicer than your garden, Lardo. Do not even try to compete.

 

[Lily]

Okay, Prowlie...whatever you need to say to feel superior, Prowlie...

 

[Lily]

So sad. Always competing about everything...sounds like he's constantly overcompensating for his shortcomings.

 

[The Prowler]

My wife's garden is much nicer than Lardo's garden. That is the important message here.

 

[Lily]

wash, rinse and repeat...quality content

 

[The Prowler]

And even though my wife's garden is so much nicer than Lardo's garden, my wife was still very happy to see that I brought her home a plant from the florist.

 

[Lily]

repetitive and stupid troll is going to be repetitive and stupid

 

[The Question]

By 'my wife's garden' are you referring to a Chia Pet next to a blow-up doll?