Seaboobs has dementia. Fat Lily is just a mountain mestizo..... so same thing from the moment of her unfortunate birth and first body hair shaving at 3 days old.
Lily's beef curtains would look like two 4 week hung in moderate heat cattle carcasses. Celts don't have purple piss flaps. Celts have dainty things in mild hues, and not covered in more hair than a wolf's neck.