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[jack]

Hi @Lily

 

[Frood]

Stop sticking kick me notes on the back of Jack's corduroy jacket, folks.

 

[Frood]

I should get out of the tub. My skin has gone Jack or Seaboob like.

 

[The Associate]

Better idea: Drop your phone.

 

[X]

ffs you guys were going on like you were gunna lick each others balloon knots

 

[The Associate]

If that doesn't work, pull in a toaster.

 

[X]

Fucking stfu

 

[X]

Btw are you pervert one or pervert two?

 

[jack]

Did you have a good afternoon @Lily

 

[X]

 

[X]

Yes she did, so good she’s sitting here, again

 

[jack]

Better idea @250910 tell him to THDAFOS

 

[Lily]

Yeah, I did. Went to pick up my grandson. He's sitting here watching Monster House.

 

[X]

LOVEEEeee your score @Jack

 

[jack]

It's so cool that you spend lots of quality time with him.

 

[jack]

How old is he?

 

[Lily]

10

 

[X]

Quality time is putting the phone down

 

[jack]

awesome. Never seen monster house.

 

[Lily]

I am not on a phone. And he's watching a movie.

 

[jack]

you watch it with him?

 

[X]

Yes yammering on with a faggot like you

 

[Lily]

At least 3 times before. It's been out since 2006

 

[Lily]

lol

 

[Lily]

He's engrossed. He likes "spooky" kids genre. Goosebumps, etc

 

[X]

@Fredricka whats going on here are they pretending they’re above it?

 

[jack]

They'll watch the same stuff over and over

 

[Lily]

He's engrossed. He likes "spooky" kid's genre. Goosebumps, etc

 

[X]

Wouldn’t you rather discuss your grandkid in private?

 

[jack]

my kids like Goosebumps. I still have some of them in a box somewhere.