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[250910]

Okay.

 

[X]

No it’s not

 

[X]

That’s a buck man

 

[X]

I stole it anyway

 

[mastersplither]

I'm not Alticus, I'm Jack now? Holy shit you're obscenely dense.

 

[Fredricka]

No one cares

 

[mastersplither]

Paprika you have the personality of a wet cardboard box. I feel sorry for you.

 

[Fredricka]

Says mr charisma himself

 

[mastersplither]

Lol no you. Got it. Seeeeee what I mean?

 

[X]

Mastermanasssplitter!!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Youre the guy that thinks Seamajor is the best poster, says it all

 

[X]

Fuck I kill me

 

[Fredricka]

SEAMAJOR of all people!

 

[mastersplither]

Lol goddamn it's like y'all have a running contest to see who can be the biggest dipshit

 

[Fredricka]

You won that already when u voted SEAMAJOR

 

[Frood]

I wasn't going to say anything about this or how I obtained confirmation, but the night Xeno (Johnny Storm) used BEnzo's limp lower torso and wheelchair like a sexual jungle gym in a mediocre motel on the border of Florida wasn't a one off... a romance took hold and BEnzo left Connect a Cut to live in a defacto relationship with Johnny. It's why you can hear BEnzover trying to put on a southern accent in one vocaroo, and a New England in others. They're a married couple under the law.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

 

[Frood]

I don't generally talk about people's private lives but BEnzover is trying to pull the wool over eyes, and it's just not right.

 

[250910]

@mastersplither Just stop. I've known you for 20+ years, dude. You ain't hidin' shit from me. Just stick to your main, dude. This alt is pathetically transparent.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Alts ist verboten!!!

 

[250910]

I don't object, when they're well-executed. Master-shit'her *ain't* well executed.

 

[250910]

Fucking amateur-hour trash.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Bring back 'The Gong Show'!!!!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Fuck.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

The video is of these two girls sucking on popsicles in a "very interesting" way.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Alice RULZ!

 

[Master Pu]

@Frood Brah you have a really wild imagination. You really need to talk to a shrink about all the butthurt you received from me and brother Johnny.

 

[Master Pu]

Lo those many many many years ago.

 

[Master Pu]

There there dude,

 

[Master Pu]

There there.