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[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Everyone should do crack. At least the posting around here would be interesting.

 

[Fredricka]

Numbers 8s reylong on jack i bet

 

[The Associate]

Not a bit.

 

[The Associate]

I've written serialized short fiction for Jack to help him out with trolling. That's it.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I'll wait for the porn version.

 

[The Associate]

I don't write porn on spec.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Cheap bastard.

 

[Fredricka]

Dont worry numbers, daddy jack wiĺ be along on a bit

 

[The Associate]

I've written crap that'd make John Norman sick up, but I don't do it without a price negotiated.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I repeat, cheap bastard.

 

[Lily]

That's pretty unkind, Ferd. You're enjoying his hardship.

 

[The Associate]

A fella's gotta eat, y'know.

 

[Fredricka]

Lily, am i the new lily,

 

[Lily]

I don't enjoy people having hard times. I don't know where you got that from.

 

[Fredricka]

No because ive been helping

 

[Lily]

Huh?

 

[Fredricka]

U haven't been helping lily i have

 

[The Associate]

You've been making a series of obviously absurd suggestions about 'living off the land', as if that's something someone can do in a desert town. It's okay. You're just how the world is, that's all.

 

[Lily]

Helping what?

 

[Lily]

Not everyone is as cruel as Ferd.

 

[Fredricka]

Tomorrow elll catchv snake for breakfast thanks to me

 

[The Associate]

That's true. There are better people than that. But they're unexpected.

 

[Fredricka]

See lily.? He agrees

 

[Lily]

The usual suspects are asses.

 

[Lily]

Yes, Ferd the Turd grabber, he agreed with me.

 

[X]

Oh it’s the worlds fault

 

[The Associate]

Not what I said.

 

[X]

I’m poor

 

[X]

Too I eat oatmeal

 

[X]

Everyday