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[Fredricka]

Whyvis he mad?

 

[X]

Perhaps it was the thorough snubbing

 

[Fredricka]

Haha

 

[Fredricka]

Snubbed is all he gets now

 

[X]

I seen two wild turkeys at the graveside yesterday

 

[X]

My history with large birds is dubious to say the least, I was scared

 

[Fredricka]

U need to confront your fear and catch one for dinner

 

[Fredricka]

Im scared of the local swans tho, theyre too friendly

 

[X]

Swans are crazy looking

 

[X]

We have some here in a large city park midtown

 

[Fredricka]

Ours had babies, theyre quite cute, swim around as a family

 

[wizer]

My history with large birds is dubious to say the least, I was scared

Hmm... this could explain your obsession with cocks.

Perhaps you've been misunderstood this entire time and have been referring to birds.

 

[Fredricka]

Jack, get back here so i can snub u again

 

[jack]

It's so much fun making you dance, little Turd.

 

[Fredricka]

Why are u so angry today, did the dog shit the bed?

 

[jack]

It might just become my new hobby.

 

[jack]

making you dance, I mean.

 

[jack]

 

[Fredricka]

Sure jack, youll be playing dead in 30 minutes

 

[Fredricka]

10 minutes

 

[jack]

in 30 minutes I'll be busy for the day. Hahaha.

 

[jack]

I'll be out enjoying life and you'll be locked in the SB owning yourself.

 

[Fredricka]

Aka playing dead

 

[jack]

Meanwhile I am enjoying breakfast and watching you stumble about.

 

[jack]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Fredricka]

I have stuff to do as well jack, important stuff

 

[jack]

good. Maybe you'll make yourself useful.

 

[jack]

you're certainly not doing that here.

 

[Fredricka]

Ill be sure to make time to give u a jolly good snubbing tho

 

[jack]

Let me know when you accomlish that.