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[Seamajor]

It’s not the jokes, it’s the lame assumptions

 

[realgrimm]

Tears are just lube to you, lame jokes cant hide how miserable you must be

 

[Seamajor]

I keep asking. Prove what y’all claim.

 

[Seamajor]

Ha. I’m as happy as one can be

 

[Seamajor]

You have puddles to jump over to be happy.

 

[realgrimm]

Swallows on your chest , gay sailor bukkake , mothers and children cowering in fright , where should I begin

 

[Seamajor]

You’re getting loopy Grimm

 

[realgrimm]

Loops , like knots, thats sailor talk

 

[Seamajor]

Are you a sailor?

 

[realgrimm]

Why do you pretend to be a sailor

 

[Seamajor]

I’ve owned more boats than syringes

 

[realgrimm]

You boat was called sea major but you dont even military

 

[Seamajor]

Love to show you them

 

[Seamajor]

Military?

 

[realgrimm]

Im sure you would gearbox

 

[Seamajor]

Explain amigo

 

[realgrimm]

A Major means Military no?

 

[realgrimm]

Ive watched Major Dad

 

[realgrimm]

You dont even know Sea Major means navy .. haha

 

[Seamajor]

Major. Important, serious, significant

 

[Seamajor]

Google it Grimm

 

[realgrimm]

But you bought the boat second hand

 

[realgrimm]

Some guy who was in the military , ripped you off remember

 

[Seamajor]

I bought all 5 of them second hand, except my Hobby Cat

 

[Seamajor]

Amigo, take care of yourself. You’re losing it

 

[realgrimm]

Just jumped into his skin like a good tax dodger

 

[realgrimm]

Why did you pick the name Sea Major for your biat again

 

[Seamajor]

Recreational crafts can’t be written off. I wish they could

 

[realgrimm]

*boat

 

[Seamajor]

Seamajor was her original name. A Westsail 32