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[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Hi guys, I was away yesterday. I'm sure you all noticed and missed me lots.

 

[X]

What’s that?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Me! Its me!

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Handsome man, he got a mother?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[The Question]

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

I know right, you tell him!

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[The Question]

Pipe down, or I'll come to your house tomorrow morning and shit on your breakfast.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[The Question]

@Nissan, not BADCHEESEMAN!

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

I don't eat breakfast. But you can shit on my lap if you wanna?

 

[ESAD TIA]

@Ivor Nissan

 

[The Question]

Just your breakfast. Waffles 'n' POO for YOO.

 

[Fredricka]

Oh look, judge judy jack is back to judge all our sb posts

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Ivan Nostril is a bad dual

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

@ESAD TIA Some seppo tosser.

 

[The Question]

Or perhaps I'll send @Weeg to your place and he'll shit bubbles.

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

WEEG!!!!!!!! Where is WEEG!!!

 

[The Question]

He's eating soap. So that later he can shit bubbles.

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Why would he shit a monkey?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

WEEG HAS BEEN SEQUESTERED BY ORDERS OF THE STATE OF NESPUCIA

 

[The Question]

Hopefully, they've provided him with a generous supply of Tide pods.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

AND FINGER SPINNERS

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Man, now I gotta look up sequestered.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

IT MEANS SASQUATCH TOOK HIM

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Got to look up that now too. This dictionary is getting heavy.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

vocaroos are not what they used to be

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Agreed.