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[Jack]

I just use a degreaser to clean them then some pledge to make everything smell good.

 

[Fredricka]

I answered to with my expert knowledge lily

 

[Jack]

its part of keeping the place nice. It's a really nice little apartment @Ivor Nissan

 

[Lily]

You were sarcastic about Jack answering IN's questions.

 

[Fredricka]

So what,?

 

[The Question]

Apu-ette can't help but be a ravening turd-butt.

 

[The Question]

:)

 

[Lily]

So, I commented that I don't see a problem with two people asking and answering some questions.

 

[Lily]

I don't know why you have a problem with everything.

 

[Fredricka]

He wants to start shit up, im obliging

 

[Jack]

LOL @"ravening turd butt"..had to look up ravening

 

[Lily]

Ferdricka

 

[The Question]

Oi, Apu-ette! You're just a squealin' pustule, innit bruv!

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

@Jack How did grease get on your cupboards?

 

[Fredricka]

Whats thumbs down? Im speaking the truth here

 

[Jack]

It actually happens in any kitchen that has wood or laminate cupboards around the stove. The fan cant exit all the smoke.

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Mummy and daddy are fighting and I'm scared!

 

[Jack]

LOL

 

[Fredricka]

Mummys giving the silent treatment as usual

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

I painted my kitchen when it got too dirty and Ill touch it up when it gets dirty again.

 

[Jack]

we only have one little wall above the sink. The rest is all cabinets.

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Thats cas daddy slapped her up.

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Same, I painted the cabnets.

 

[Lily]

Who's been slapped?

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

My penis.

 

[Lily]

Surely you meant "flicked".

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

I like it rough.

 

[X]

Lookit this fucking pervert ^^ EVERYTHING he poasts just sick

 

[X]

Those pesky Muslims

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[X]

He cooks a lot of fried foods and doesnt do enough cleaning. Thats all there is to it

He vacuums once a week too, he’s a dirty fucker, it’s not the first time he’s given insight.. laziness or just too old to do it I dunno