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LotusBud

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I was just like, No, what the hell is that? Finally she spelled it for me. Eu vivo estou. Say what??????? Eu vivo estou (I am alive) comes out evito.
 

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LotusBud

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I mean, it's crazy. I like the sound of Brazilian, but not of European Portuguese. But I still love Portuguese people and the country.
 
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@LotusBud … been casually talking to a young lady that works in the apartments office here… after two months of small chitchat, and getting along, she tells her boyfriend about me and he comes up on me one day as I’m walking my dog… telling me who he is and that I need to stop flirting with her or we’re gonna have a problem. A week later, last night I am telling one of the other girls downstairs about this, and she told the girl, but I was going to kill her boyfriend, and so that girl called the cops for harassment. So fucking high school.
 
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Now I’m going to take the high road, instead of shredding her verbally as I walk through the lobby every day
 

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@LotusBud … been casually talking to a young lady that works in the apartments office here… after two months of small chitchat, and getting along, she tells her boyfriend about me and he comes up on me one day as I’m walking my dog… telling me who he is and that I need to stop flirting with her or we’re gonna have a problem. A week later, last night I am telling one of the other girls downstairs about this, and she told the girl, but I was going to kill her boyfriend, and so that girl called the cops for harassment. So fucking high school.

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