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[Jack]

What's the difference between Turd and a psychopathic liar?

 

[Fredricka]

I could also go for some PIzza

 

[Fredricka]

PIp PIp

 

[MANCID RILKO]

It's pizza and pint time in mean time

 

[Fredricka]

Looks like jack done another runner

 

[Fredricka]

Hes quite spritely for such an old guy

 

[The Question]

He may have been worried you were going to tell him about your 'burgers' again. (Fellas, they're not really burgers. They're dead skin and pubic hair gummed together with earwax.)

 

[Jack]

LOL @burgers

 

[Fredricka]

How are u so disgusting? Is it lived experience?

 

[Jack]

in her case, rancid cheese burgers

 

[Jack]

You jusyt hate that he's so spot on about you Turdie

 

[Jack]

or should I say "Turdsie"

 

[Fredricka]

See how he always tries to bring u into rancid?

 

[Jack]

haha

 

[The Question]

I refuse to even contemplate, let alone describe, what she thinks is her 'special sauce'.

 

[Fredricka]

Leave him out of it jack, hes not a fighter

 

[Jack]

yeah, must be a fuckin' barnburner hehehehe

 

[Jack]

shut up Turdsie. You're not telling anyone what do do.

 

[Fredricka]

The question cant stop thinking about me and my bits, hes Obsessed with me

 

[Jack]

I think he's sicker opf you than I am, tbh. He just trolled you to dust with the lack of an "a"

 

[Jack]

I think he's sicker of you than I am, tbh. He just trolled you to dust with the lack of an "a"

 

[Jack]

That was fun, actually.

 

[Fredricka]

I didnt care about the name, it was inconvenient at most

 

[Jack]

uh huh

 

[Fredricka]

Your pleas fell on deaf ears though jack, that was funny

 

[Fredricka]

Is 8t time for ypur jack nap?

 

[Jack]

peas? what peas?

 

[Fredricka]

Even numbers could read that, blinky

 

[Jack]

pea soup? That explains the shit running down your legs. Disgusting. Looks like a frog came all over you.

 

[The Question]

I absolutely can declare that I have no interest in Apu-ettes 'bits', or 'globs' as those who have observed them rightly describe them.