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[The Associate]

I absolutely can declare that I have no interest in Apu-ette's 'bits', or 'globs' as those who have observed them rightly describe them.

 

[jack]

LOL "globs"

 

[Fredricka]

I bet jack wants to delete that last post of his

 

[jack]

I bet Turdsie is seething.

 

[The Associate]

What WOULD the Cornish call a 'blue waffle'? A 'blue biscuit'?

 

[Fredricka]

Even men want to be me jack, why would i be seething?

 

[jack]

I thought it was from lack of use tbh

 

[The Associate]

Look, let's not drag Pinky into this.

 

[jack]

her std's are much more exotic, according to X

 

[jack]

you can actually see the critters running around and boring into her.

 

[jack]

Kind of like a cop station, dicks always going in and out.

 

[Fredricka]

I think the cornish would call it a lame post, question

 

[The Associate]

Right, well then, I have no interest in your 'lame post'.

 

[jack]

thats because Cornie's have NO sense of humor. TQ was being quite funneh.

 

[Fredricka]

I think jack missed me u know

 

[jack]

I miss punching you in the face repeatedly. Stand still for a second, quit ducking.

 

[The Associate]

Yes, you have exhibited a rather pervasive pattern of believing things exclusively. That is, you believe them -- and you're the only one who does.

 

[jack]

it's amazing innit TQ?

 

[jack]

well X parrots everything she says as gospel, but he's a bigger retard than she is.

 

[The Associate]

I'm what they used to call, in the old days, 'sore amazed'.

 

[jack]

LOL @The Question

 

[The Associate]

Do I stay home and make tea? Or do I spend reward points at Speedway for a large coffee. Hm.

 

[jack]

coffee

 

[jack]

always choose coffee

 

[Fredricka]

Jack, if i swindle u and post your info will u be my friend too?

 

[The Associate]

I'm thinking so. And the short hike there is good morning exercise.

 

[jack]

LOL @The Question you see that fail?

 

[jack]

she's completely PWN3D'

 

[The Associate]

Poor Apu-ette -- I can see now that she feels left out and ignored after that incident. Never one of the 'cool kids', poor thing.

 

[Fredricka]

Ok, i really need a friend so im going to try the questions technique