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he probably has a bigger dick than that thing you call a husband. Do you two even have a relationship?
 
"what you doing on the phone honey" "oh nothing, just looking at recipes" "For the last 6 hours"? "Why is your face so red"??
 
Did you keep any of those dildoes u used to sell jack? Or is sausages fingers good enough for u
 
that was a dirty crack Turdsie. Speaking of dirty cracks how's the fishtank between your big toes?
 
Jack, your reactions are always funny, thats why its good to play with u