JUST IN - We're hearing Donald Trump may not pardon the Thanksgiving Turkey at the White House this year because the turkey is having trouble raising the two million dollars pardons cost. This is a developing story. - TheRealThelmaJohnson
I hear aggressive dogs calm right the fuck down after they're neutered. Have you scheduled your feces-reeking axe wound yet, Pinky? I'm looking forward to seeing you calmed the fuck down.