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[Jack]

Fuckin retard

 

[X]

Yup, I’m gonna rent a movie grab my tools and get to work

 

[X]

Girlfriend is bringing dinner so I don’t have to worry about that

 

[X]

I told her to grab some kebabs and that yellow basmati rice the arabs make so good

 

[X]

@Jack my son comes home December 5 holy fuck I miss him

 

[X]

The daughter not so much she bugs me all day with FaceTime ha ha ha she’s a nutter it’s like she never left

 

[Frood]

I got a beef brisket for the slow cooker. It makes better and cheaper lunch meat than buying that sliced deli crap at double the price per kilo.

 

[X]

Every 30 minutes hey pops!!what’re you doing delivering pizzas, don’t eat the pepperonis like you do to my pizzas ha ha ha

 

[X]

Of course Frood, no preservatives and tastes a whole lot better for the life of me I don’t get why @Jack eats turds

 

[The Question]

I don't know what I've eaten today that gave me such spectacular gas; whatever it is, I'll have to be sure to get more.

 

[X]

Charles in charge is on, I forgot about this show

 

[X]

Well, I suppose I better get started these things won’t build themselves

 

[Frood]

I need some ideas for basting sauce though. I hate barbecue sauce. It's sneaky devil's jizz.

 

[Frood]

Guess I'll google for something garlic based.

 

[The Question]

Garlic aoli.

 

[The Question]

Garlic parmesan aoli.

 

[Frood]

Vampire's testicle dandruff is much nicer than devil's spunk.

 

[Jack]

I did a soy ginger brown sugar garlic dauce for my hasselback squash saturday. It turned out pretty good

 

[Frood]

Interesting, @The Question

 

[Jack]

I did a soy ginger brown sugar garlic sauce for my hasselback squash saturday. It turned out pretty good

 

[The Question]

Be sure that while you're cooking, you have an elderly screaming Italian woman being chased around the kitchen by a demon that looks like Chuck Woolery.

 

[Frood]

Does that add flavour?

 

[Frood]

Suppose if she spits her dentures out into the crock pot, it does.

 

[The Question]

Adds excitement, certainly.

 

[Frood]

Hi Jack, btw

 

[Jack]

Hi frood.

 

[Alticus]

 

[Frood]

Anybody ever try one of those high powered lithium battery belt fans for staying cool? I was intrigued and the black friday sales have already started. Could be a game changer on 40C+ days when I don't want sweat soaked pits.

 

[Alticus]

Misplaced emoji. My bad. Continue.

 

[Jack]

Lol