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[Jack]

and a shovel

 

[Blandscape]

Hands Jack an opinion.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

I fucked her mother!

 

[The Prowler]

Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How you doing you old fucker?

 

[Jack]

I can't hear you. Remove your head that's deeply embedded up your ass and try again, baldy.

 

[Jack]

Maybe do your Rocky impression for us again?

 

[Jack]

That was entertaining.

 

[Fredricka]

Hi jack, how was your run?

 

[Fredricka]

Hes so rude, we try and make friendly conversation with him and he just snubs us

 

[The Question]

I see Apu-ette is in here trying to chew on her own forehead again.

 

[Jack]

She seems to be doing a good job.

 

[Jack]

Those teeth marks look like acne.

 

[Fredricka]

I see jack found his voice now he has back up

 

[Fredricka]

Shall i make them go for a run together?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Afternoon, AssJoles.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Morning jizz drinkers!

 

[The Question]

Where's Prowloser and his Puce Green 1947 Ford Fartbox with the Ligma Package?

 

[Fredricka]

Did u need a lift tq?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hi Fred. Are you picking on poor Jack again? ;)

 

[Fredricka]

Perish the thought reggie, i just asked him how his run was

 

[Fredricka]

Hes being very aloof tho

 

[Fredricka]

Bad news people, Scotland has snow, we could be seeing more of blandscape if hes snowed in :(

 

[Jack]

Hi Reggie. btw I'm hardly "poor".

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'll keep my scroll finger good and loose.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hey Jack. Are you and Fred still fighting?

 

[Jack]

I'm not fighting with anyone.

 

[Fredricka]

Hes lying reggie, he keeps jumping on my posts and starting a fight

 

[Jack]

Every accusation is a confession. Check.

 

[Jack]

Lot of Frosted Flakes currently occupying this board.

 

[Fredricka]

So youre a frosted flake by your reckoning