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[The Associate]

I tracked down one of the few women who took him up on the offer of a date. She relates that he's a 'nuts and bolts' kind of guy.

 

[The Associate]

As in, when an attractive woman approaches him, he... 'nuts and bolts' -- for the door.

 

[The Associate]

Funny the only hair he's got is a 'hair trigger'.

 

[Fredricka]

Tq needs to stop stealing jokes out of Christmas crackers

 

[Frood]

I thought those were dirty grand dad jokes....

 

[Fredricka]

Whatever they are they need to die

 

[The Associate]

Tell a joke or shut the fuck up. Easy to be a critic when you never play the game yourself.

 

[Fredricka]

Knock knock

 

[The Associate]

Next line?

 

[Fredricka]

It wasnt a joke, thats just me knocking you on the head

 

[The Associate]

So you've got nothing.

 

[Fredricka]

That was something, what do u mean?

 

[The Associate]

 

[Fredricka]

Rude

 

[Frood]

Kind of kinky though... depending on what's getting the finger....

 

[X]

From a purely entertainment perspective, consistently making our JACK look like an idiot ha ha easily the best poaster on here

 

[X]

@Fredricka

 

[X]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[X]

To watch that begger guy TQ try and corral our beloved word demon with his nonsensical bullshit only to get slapped back the fuck down is absolutely hilarious

 

[Fredricka]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[X]

I’ll be away from here for like 5- 6 hours and when I’m back, to read what I’ve missed is a comical please

 

[X]

*pleasure

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[Fredricka]

Thats how i feel about your posts x, poor jack has no chance

 

[X]

I bet the conversation went something like this
Jack. People keep negging me, waaah
Bf. Stop negging others then
Jack. Oh, I never thought of that durrrr

Yoooooo!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
With jacks every word BF’s face contorts in that wtf am I reading reading way LOL

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

that`s spam ^^^^

 

[LotusBud]

I hate looking at stuff like that.