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[Jack]

Where's X?

 

[The Prowler]

X, do not trust Jack. He is a PI Hound looking to fuck with people IRL. He might need to learn a lesson.

 

[Jack]

Threatening me Prowler?

 

[Jack]

You're my bitch, bitch

 

[Jack]

You see that @Alticus Prowliar is THWEATENING ME

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Its my bitch @Jack but we can share if you want.

 

[Jack]

You can have the butthole. his mouth is much prettier, especially when he puts lipstickl on first

 

[Fredricka]

Jack threatened me, hexwas extremely mean and horrible and i only have his best interests at heart

 

[Fredricka]

Has he clicked numbers?

 

[Jack]

Here Turdsie, have some scraps. Always beggin' for attention.

 

[Jack]

I need to trim my nails. I'll wait til I have a chance to claw your fuckin' eyes out.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

I thought it was a girl Jack. It acts like a girl.

 

[Fredricka]

Im just speaking my truth jack

 

[Jack]

Prowlie?

 

[Fredricka]

More threats :(

 

[Jack]

@Ivor Nissan

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Yes.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Is it yet another 46 year old over weight truck driver?

 

[Jack]

Prowliar is an anomaly. Weirdest fucker I ever met on the internetz

 

[Jack]

He's obsessed with dollar store stemware and car lifts.

 

[Jack]

and 17 year old cars

 

[Ivor Nissan]

It hasn't slept since I got it confused with basic maths.

 

[Jack]

He roams the bf halls all night every night, even though his time zone is just an hour less than mine.

 

[Jack]

He communicates with his "wife" by phone and gets impatient when she doesnt answer immediately

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Maybe it doesn't have any fwiends. No surprises there.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Is its wife in Thailand?

 

[Fredricka]

Prowler is another one who jacks jealous of, the list is endless

 

[Jack]

X likes him. I think they live near each other somewhat but they never hang out irl.

 

[Jack]

as in NEVER. Prowler has asked them to get together but X always refuses. Go figure.

 

[Jack]

Fred's just assburned because 1)she actually does have two buttholes, that's an actual pic and 2) she got caught in a huge lie again.