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[Fredricka]

Which lies are you requesting?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hi Jack and Fred. Still flirting, huh?

 

[Fredricka]

Jacks trying reggie, hes not very good at it. Hi

 

[Fredricka]

Just going to have a look at the bubble, see if theres any gossip

 

[The Prowler]

Jack!!!!! I popped in for a minute yesterday and you were not here. I thought something must be seriously wrong....

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Let me know if they're talking about me. It's rude to talk about someone that's not there.

 

[Fredricka]

Im back, yes i was quick, there was literally nothing to read there

 

[Seamajor]

Thought you were used to it Reggie. Too dumb to notice maybe?

 

[Fredricka]

Zzzz

 

[The Prowler]

@Seamajor Can you help @Joe out? He does not know how many ounces are in a pound of gold. Can you please tell him (and me!!!)?

 

[The Prowler]

Can someone help?!?!!?!? Anyone?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You might have caught Slopey on a good day for that, Prowler. I think he ate a whole bottle of prevagen.

 

[Alticus]

Who is Slopey?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Seamajor is Slopey. He earned that nickname because everyone used to bounce spitballs off his sloped forehead when he was a lad in school.

 

[Alticus]

Ahhhh...I see

 

[Alticus]

Danke

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Anytime.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

When Slopey finally got to middle school when he was 13, they started organized tournaments to see who could bank a spitball off Slopey's forehead and into a strategically placed wastebasket.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I understand his 6th grade teacher won the tournament five days in a row.

 

[Alticus]

Well, he's always been cordial with me so he's good in my book.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yeah Slopey is harmless. He reminds me of that hydrocephalic kid that used to roam my neighborhood. He was goofy, but wasn't allowed in any of our houses.

 

[Alticus]

Do you know who else everyone thought was harmless?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

The Troon who shot Charlie Kirk?

 

[Alticus]

Luka Magnotta

 

[Alticus]

Luka Magnotta

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Who?

 

[Alticus]

During the earlier years of his life he was an okay dude.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I ain't watching that. Videos are for stupid people. Give me a thumbnail?

 

[Alticus]

Who turned out to be an absolute monster.

 

[Alticus]

Why for stupid people?