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[Fredricka]

I bet he doesnt even have snow, thats how much ofca liar he is

 

[X]

You can tell my LOL burns Jack

 

[jack]

tough guy exterior, pussy inside

 

[Fredricka]

Lol x, thats true!

 

[jack]

yes, your lol says how very burned you are X.

 

[X]

I was all like huhhhhhh you live in an apartment what did you shovel all morning ha ha ha

 

[jack]

We all know that.

 

[Fredricka]

Jack, where were u shovelling snow?

 

[X]

He’s so mad I have a brain

 

[jack]

It makes me smile how you stumble around with your tiny arms and tilted off center mohawk, delivering pizzas on thanksgiving

 

[Fredricka]

Surely theres youngsters in your apt block who could do it, unless its an old peoples block,?

 

[jack]

UBERboi

 

[X]

Thanksgiving?? not here it wasn’t

 

[jack]

It must be all the times you've fallen and cracked your head.

 

[Seamajor]

If only

 

[jack]

coupled with all the times your mom dropped you on your head as a wee lad

 

[jack]

I'm saving my nails to make a golem just for you X

 

[Fredricka]

Whats your new fake job jack?

 

[jack]

My hexes have never been known to fail.

 

[jack]

That bike is going to be the death of you, but you'll never know just when.

 

[Fredricka]

Seamajor just asked me if i east sardines ,what a tard

 

[Fredricka]

Jacks new job is a paper round i heard

 

[jack]

he asked why you SMELL like sardines, Turdette

 

[The Question]

Does your cunt do stunts? Does it laugh like Nelson Muntz? When you feed it pickled herring, does it let out little grunts?

 

[Fredricka]

Seen it before tq, come up with something original

 

[jack]

when your bleeding from an axe wound does it work like a shunt?

 

[jack]

when you're bleeding from an axe wound does it work like a shunt?

 

[The Question]

Can it 'sit', 'stay' and 'roll over'? Can it fetch a stick like Rover? Does your cunt... do... stunts?

 

[Fredricka]

Seen that too, zzzz

 

[Fredricka]

Go work on some new poetry for me