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[Seamajor]

Chowder ditch…. Nailed it

 

[Jack]

in your case it's often TP

 

[Fredricka]

You have been known to use phrases you dont know the meaning of

 

[Jack]

lets hear it for chowder ditch

 

[Fredricka]

Mh

 

[The Question]

 

[Seamajor]

infested with sardines

 

[The Question]

Swimmin' minnows...

 

[Jack]

A scratcher is needed Apu-ette knows, for the constant burning between her big toes.

 

[Seamajor]

I got a kick outta that

 

[Fredricka]

Come on fellas, please at least try to not be lame these lines arent funny or big or clever

 

[Jack]

It reminds me of the Mariana trench.

 

[Jack]

there's some serious seafood lodged in there

 

[The Question]

Like that movie Skull Island. Remember that one, the King Kong spinoff? Trench full of horrifying carnivorous insects and such?

 

[The Question]

Crotch crickets the size of St. Bernard dogs.

 

[Jack]

oh yeah, they called it the Fredricka Trench or some such.

 

[Fredricka]

You know, id make jokes about your stilton stinking dicks but i just dont want to think about them, its gross

 

[The Question]

Yep. Or as the Britfags say: "Raw-THUH."

 

[Jack]

She has her crotch crickets well trained it seems.

 

[The Question]

They pull her rickshaw like sled dogs.

 

[Jack]

they sing in harmony.

 

[Fredricka]

Help jack out tq, hes floundering badly here

 

[The Question]

The Whore-us Chorus.

 

[Fredricka]

Maybe use a Seamajor line, thatd work i couldn't type that with a straight face

 

[The Question]

Poor Apu-ette.

 

[Jack]

The best part is, she has no idea what I'm really up to, which makes all this hilarious.

 

[Fredricka]

All youre up to is making a fool of yourself again

 

[Jack]

Yeah, no

 

[Fredricka]

Oh and fantasising about my fine body

 

[Fredricka]

No yeah