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[X]

You sound like an idiot, pray for your obsession

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I could try to spew a bit more of spiritual crap, but there's no point anymore

 

[MANCID RILKO]

what's tpoTF?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

The President of the Furries?

 

[Fredricka]

Jack ruined Christmas

 

[Fredricka]

What a cunt

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Fred, can I ask you a favor?

 

[Fredricka]

Depends

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Ok

 

[Fredricka]

What is it?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

If I need a favor one day, I know it's a mebbe with you

 

[Fredricka]

Ask it

 

[MANCID RILKO]

LOL I don't need a favor right now, I swear

 

[MANCID RILKO]

It's one of those uncle jokes, get it?

 

[Fredricka]

Lol, ok

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I asked a cousin if he could do me a favor during the Christmas party and he said yes, but he looked very relieved when I said "ok, if one day I ever need one, I'll let you know"

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Usually when someone says that in Brazoo it's a ride, money of help moving

 

[MANCID RILKO]

True story, one time an aunt asked me to help her moving and I kind owed her

 

[Fredricka]

I thought u were going to ask for tit pics

 

[MANCID RILKO]

But being the good lazy bastard I am, I paid a guy who makes a living doing odd jobs to help her

 

[The Prowler]

Jack flipped when I suggest that Lardo might have died. Something you want to tell us, @Jack ?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@Fredricka well, I believe I did that countless times and my pleas were in vain

 

[Fredricka]

At least u helped rancid

 

[MANCID RILKO]

So now here I sit, forgotten, unheard, tittiepicless

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@Fredricka and he did a much better job than I'd have done too

 

[Fredricka]

Look, rancid i just dont want to ruin it for other women you might meet

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I'm pretty sure they're pretty much willing to take that chance

 

[Fredricka]

Is lily dead rancid? Do you know why jacks so angry?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Those wimmenz wanna see me happy, after all