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[The Prowler]

Married men spend New Year's Eve with their wives, so LotudBud is all alone tonight.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Bwa Hahahaha! Happy New Year Everyone. I'm having homemade clam chowder.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

HMMMM CHOWDER

 

[X]

Crotch chowder?

 

[X]

I’m making salmon and have a bottle of wine nothing fancy $20

 

[X]

I’ll light a load fire later, lots of dried pine, it’s gonna snap crackle and pop

 

[X]

I’ll light a loud fire later, lots of dried pine, it’s gonna snap crackle and pop

 

[X]

Are you of the belief it’s mandatory around here to poast shitty videos???

 

[The Question]

Did I ask you a fucking question, windowlicker? No? Then why are you speaking?

 

[X]

Your name is literally the question you goldfish LOL

 

[The Question]

You speak when fucking spoken to, bitch-tits. Got it?

 

[The Question]

If I want any shit out of you, I'll punt that droopy pooper and see what fuckin' falls out of it.

 

[X]

Wowee, sounds like you’ve got enough for tall boy tonite

 

[Frood]

Spoken like a true broke down and broke ex copper.

 

[X]

That would be a tall can of beer not an actual tall boy as per ha ha

 

[X]

Oh yeah o forgot he’s sargant Danny boy ha ha

 

[X]

 

[X]

Shortest arms in the west LOL

 

[Frood]

Ex cops are hilarious...

 

[The Question]

Your assumption of the "ex-" part is hi-larious. And so's yer face.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Group hug, hug it out. Love is all you need.

 

[X]

He really miss’s the groin frisks HA HA HA

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Lets be fweends.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Don't be mean, we are all gods children.

 

[Frood]

So you're not legally blind but are a current cop fundraising that you're blind? Sounds like fraud.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

raise the lord!!!

 

[X]

Is that a pistol big fella LMAO!

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Have you accepted jesus into your heart?

 

[The Question]

"Hurr-durr! I don't get the idea that there are DEGREES of vision loss, hurr-durr! To me, it's 100% visual acuity or 0%, and there's nothing in between, hurp durp!"

 

[Frood]

Blind pig has a certain ring to it.