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[MANCID RILKO]

Do you have anywhere your pretty butt has to be tomorrow?

 

[Fredricka]

Yes, back to work

 

[MANCID RILKO]

At least you get to see people

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I'm like those crab fishermen

 

[MANCID RILKO]

My days are on winter

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Humans!!! Humans everywhere! Hello people of earth!!!

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Oh, the earthlings have gone.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Who does one have to suck off to be allowed into the private branch?

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Lose weight now ask me how.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Get a bigger penis in only 7 days.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[Ivor Nissan]

The seceret that doctors don't want you to know.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

MANCID!!! I has gotten attention!!!

 

[MANCID RILKO]

IT IS I!

 

[Ivor Nissan]

How are you my latino friend?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

drunk

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Lucky you. What are you drinking?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I was, I did, I drank

 

[MANCID RILKO]

And it's now gone

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Get some more?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

The bottle said enjoy with moderation

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I did

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Moderation doesn't mean tilt your head back and pour it in.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Well I'm not using a straw

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Teenagers think that drinking through a straw will get you drunk faster but why get drunk fast, enjoy your night first then pass out lol.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Back in my days it was a straw

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Did it work?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I meant to say spoon

 

[MANCID RILKO]

It was stupid

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Spoon??? One spoon at a time? Interesting.