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[Reggie_Essent]

Then I trade ammunition for water. Ammunition will be the single most valuable item of trade should the Zombie Apocalypse ever come about.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

lulz

 

[Frood]

I hope so... but

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

lol Frood hopes so

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

this guy, this guy

 

[Frood]

Reality and fiction don't often align, Rancid.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

fiction is only reality waiting to happen

 

[Frood]

But when they do.... oh, that's a bucket of wtf.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Long as it happens someplace else.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

LOL reggie's gonna sleep with thos gas masks now

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

it's all good

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I don't have gas masks in my inventory. Do you think that might be an oversight?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

the microbes always win in the end

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

we're their food

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I still got some old Covid masks. Those should be good.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

worrying about how much we can delay their meals is futile

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Their meals or our meals?

 

[Frood]

Take for instance zombie movies... crack the skull, they're finally dead. Air rifle? Air rifles with pellets or bb's? .22 LR, SR? An air compressor with a carnival stand gun? Even a nail gun. Problem solved. But zombie movies say you need a .357 or 22 gauge...

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I care about my meals more than theirs.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

their meals

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

we have our meals, but we're just becoming their meals, you know

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Fuck them then. My meals are moar important than theirs.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

of course

 

[Frood]

We're all just meat in the grinder.... always have been.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

we've stuck around long enough

 

[Reggie_Essent]

The trick is to be all gristly and tough by the time you hit the grinder. Just a last fuck you to fate.

 

[Frood]

Most of of ancestors didn't. The stragglers did though... the stragglers gave us life.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

we're stragglers too

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

but it doesn't matter

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

it's not a race anyway