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[Ivor Nissan]

It was like BRRRRRRRRR and that was it.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Are you in what passes for a city in NZ, Ivor?

 

[Ivor Nissan]

No, a small town.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

20k people.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That's good enough size for a murder or two.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Our biggest city is only 1.7 million.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Now and then ...

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Theres heaps of shootings here. Two of my mates houses have been shot at.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

In Jan there was another 4 people shot including 3 children.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I got that more humans than that within a 50 mile radius of me. Probably 10 million or so.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Thats good, more things to do. Where are you?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Chicagoland.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Hows the public transport?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I don't do shit nowadays, but there are some cool things to do here.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I ain't used public transit in 40 years. People get stabbed by niggers on those things.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

I can't afford to do fuck all. I went for a drive on Monday, cost me $80 in petrol. Didn't even do anything, just drive.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Lots of trouble on public transport here too, but I would still use it if we had it.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Sometimes a nice drive is good. The vehicle needs the cobwebs blown out from time to time, plus it keeps your battery fully charged.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Yes, just driving around town is bad for the car.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Do you have a car?

 

[Frood]

Payday... I always feel like Al Bundy on payday.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Fuck yeah. A motor needs to run. I have one of those teeny tiny Ford SUVs. I took it out to Idaho last year. Got about 50 miles per gallon on the highway at speed.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

I'm not sure of the conversion but is that good? I have a little SUV too, a Murano.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

A pussy kilometer is .62 miles.

 

[Frood]

That's around 5 litres per 100k, Ivor

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Mine has a very clear difference in how ecnomical it is with speed. I will get about 200k further by going 90k than if I go 110. Its crazy, so I have to drive slow. Its not a good car.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

5 litres per 100k??? Fuck thats cheap!!!

 

[Frood]

Reggie must have one of those diesel fueled Barbie bubble cars

 

[Frood]

My old Ranger 3.2l diesel ute got around 8.8 litres per 100k's unloaded.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Oh, right. I don't think Diesel is any cheaper here with the extra tax on it. You have to pay per KM so its only good for HT vechiles.