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[X]

Honestly tho, it’s like $5 a workout

 

[Murdock]

And FYI… no one has ever kicked me out of bed for eating cookies

 

[X]

Cut down to 4 cheeseburgers

 

[Murdock]

My A$$ is fat AF

 

[Murdock]

That won’t go away

 

[X]

So you’re a nikker banger?

 

[Murdock]

But the rest of me… size M

 

[Murdock]

GLP-1 blockers

 

[X]

Only they would care for such a travesty

 

[Murdock]

And fat transfer to keep the DDs

 

[X]

All that just to avoid the gym?

 

[X]

Lazy much?

 

[Murdock]

Hey… if his is black by slave trade to a brown country… the dick and bank account are still larger than my forehead lol

 

[X]

What?

 

[Murdock]

I hate the gym… I prefer sexersize

 

[X]

Eww, fat chick sex

 

[X]

I couldn’t

 

[Murdock]

I’m going to send you my Zelle info… this interaction is starting to feel like I need compensation

 

[Murdock]

I wouldn’t

 

[Murdock]

You’re married

 

[X]

You couldn’t

 

[X]

I have very high standards

 

[X]

I’m incredibly superficial

 

[Murdock]

But you can wish in one hand and shit in another to see which one fills up first

 

[X]

I’d feel sorry for you yes but that’s about the extent of it

 

[Murdock]

Always… I’m a woman

 

[Murdock]

I know my worth

 

[X]

In the sense that you have a teat yes, but that’s where your womaness ends

 

[X]

In the sense that you have a twat yes, but that’s where your womaness ends

 

[Murdock]

I wouldn’t pitty fuck you if I drained ever other man of their will to live on earth and you were the last one left…