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[Murdock]

In the LIVINGROO

 

[Murdock]

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[The Prowler]

This is bizarre.

 

[Jeannie]

^ look at that sexual tesion

 

[Frood]

Sober up Murdy you cow.

 

[Murdock]

Why are you and your wife soooooooo ugly that we never see anything but your bald head???

 

[Murdock]

lol

 

[Frood]

Murdy got knocked up by a living roo...

 

[Murdock]

Why can’t prolapse afford a hair transplant?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I think Murds is on her third box of wine.

 

[Murdock]

Why does he plague this site with mediocre fast food receipts

 

[Frood]

Boxmonster, Reg...

 

[Murdock]

I’m here because the dick doesn’t land till tomorrow lol

 

[Jeannie]

i rried but this cinent is drain swirl

 

[Frood]

Amazon doesnt deliver on the weekends there?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You ordered a dick online and it arrives tomorrow?

 

[Weeg]

Wow Murdy and Jeannie!! Glad yoo girls are here. Been a while

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Only Holliday calls me Raggy. Murdy's not unobtainable. She's like my slutty little sister.

 

[Frood]

Exactly

 

[Frood]

Murdy is a slob she beast.

 

[Murdock]

Why can’t prolapse afford homeless deposits at the sperm bank?

 

[Jeannie]

hi @Weeg. seriously, did jak pass?

 

[Murdock]

Is his wife a man?

 

[Frood]

No. Too hot fir the tub.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Jack's wife is a man?

 

[Frood]

Only her fingers and cock.

 

[Murdock]

Notice we never hear anything about IV or adoption?

 

[The Prowler]

Jack's wife USED TO BE a man.

 

[The Prowler]

The hands do not lie.

 

[Jeannie]

@Weeg answer