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[Murdock]

Tell prolapse I’m not into threesomes with hag nasty dukes and their limp dick weirdo pumps

 

[The Prowler]

You take whatever you can get, Murdock.

 

[Murdock]

It was after prowler sucked him off

 

[Murdock]

Yes, I remember

 

[The Prowler]

Look at tha dwarf!!! Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Frood]

Seamajor just said dick honey an hour or so ago. I asked him what it was.

 

[Murdock]

Yeah… a woman like me… 5 engagement rings and 2 college grades (babies I didn’t plan) is soooo desperate for a bald, dyke fucker too impotent to have kids… and pedos little leagues while he gets ass fucked after senior league hockey

 

[Murdock]

Got me

 

[Frood]

Murdy needs to sober up.

 

[The Prowler]

"5 engagement rings" Hahaha!!! She thinks that is a flex!!!

 

[Murdock]

It is

 

[Murdock]

Im a

 

[Frood]

Fat chicks can't metabolize their alcohol very well.

 

[Murdock]

Women over 40 not tied down to a man like YOU

 

[The Prowler]

She goes around bragging about failed relationships!! Hahaha!!! What a sad person.

 

[Frood]

Women over 40 aren't really women anymore.... just fat hags

 

[Murdock]

You can’t even produce kids and you got married

 

[Murdock]

WTF is that about?

 

[Murdock]

a king would have had her beheaded

 

[The Prowler]

"Worth more" than my "thrift store" ring. Hahaha!!!

 

[Murdock]

Or overthrown the pope

 

[Murdock]

Oh that’s so cute

 

[Murdock]

He is so naive

 

[Murdock]

I had to have the fat bald one with a goat-t size it down to 3 k

 

[Murdock]

Because I don’t like the attention

 

[Murdock]

So he made it 3x3

 

[The Prowler]

Murdock is proud of her broken marriages. No common sense. Most people would be ashamed of such failure. Murdock thinks it is a flex. Unbelievable ....

 

[Murdock]

I have 4.5

 

[Murdock]

And 3.5 from my first and only husband

 

[Murdock]

I’ve returned them all