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[Murdy]

Didn’t look

 

[The Prowler]

If you ask nicely, I will post a picture of the receipt after tomorrow's trip.

 

[Frood]

Murdy knows all about velcro shoes..

 

[Murdy]

Boner meds from the pharmacy?

 

[The Prowler]

Did I post a picture of my new baseball shoes? That would make Murdock sad.

 

[Murdy]

Will he file a complaint after he slips and falls in dedication?

 

[Frood]

Do they have laces?

 

[Frood]

Murdy hates shoelaces...

 

[The Prowler]

I bought a pair of these: https://bastardfactory.net/threads/whats-the-last-thing-you-purchased.212/page-172#post-1430661

 

[Jeannie]

@Jak ... ? can't tag her, like she's gone

 

[The Prowler]

Murdock probably struggles to tie shoes with her fat fingers.

 

[The Prowler]

Hands like a dwarf. A fat dwarf.

 

[Frood]

Murdy needs double length shoelaces to tie a knot.

 

[Jeannie]

lol oh leave her alone

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Are you folks still at it? I'm thinking of peanut butter and a few cookies.

 

[The Prowler]

Murdock has to use her mouth to tie a knot.

 

[Murdy]

The weirdest part in all of this is I’ve inquired about NOTHING

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I saw a magician once who could put a string in his mouth and spit out a tied knot.

 

[Murdy]

Your insinuations are as tone def as your existence on BF

 

[The Prowler]

Yeah...that is definitely NOT the weirdest part, you drooling retard. Hahaha!!!!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I also saw a whore in Tiajuana shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy.

 

[Murdy]

Not when everyone reads this, dipshit

 

[The Prowler]

That ping pong ball trick is pretty common, I think...

 

[Frood]

Murdy's pussy can chew up a soccer ball..

 

[Murdy]

it’s like he talks to himself in another realm

 

[Murdy]

This must be what it’s like for the beard when it bottoms

 

[The Prowler]

Yeah...I was gonna say, it has been a long long long time since Murdock could clamp down of a ping pong ball. She is loose. At least that is what the 3 or 4 guys around here who have porked her have said....

 

[The Prowler]

Well, one was rape.

 

[Frood]

It's so hot that I'm sitting out on the deck completely naked.

 

[Murdy]

Like I don’t even have to be here