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[Murdock]

He is that delusional

 

[The Prowler]

If I went out on my deck naked right now I would die within 7 minutes.

 

[Frood]

It's 39 and the UV is fierce.

 

[Murdock]

Has your marriage counselor pointed out you gave ADD when your beard complains that you can focus when you suck her cock? @prolapse

 

[Frood]

I keep yelling "Murdock" at my dick so it retracts and doesn’t get a sunburn

 

[Murdock]

I’m here to help

 

[The Prowler]

There is so much snow here...my wife and I were going to go to a show in Niagara Falls today, but decided that the drive would be too bad. Wasted two tickets....they were cheap though....like just over $50 each I think....

 

[Murdock]

Deflection noted

 

[The Prowler]

"Deflection" Hahahahaha!!!! You are so fuckin' stupid!

 

[Murdock]

Can you imagine waiting 10 years for a proposal?

 

[Frood]

When it's 39C in California, Murdy's cunt extrudes yoghurt.

 

[Murdock]

Never have I ever…

 

[Murdock]

The beard he is taking to Costco

 

[Murdock]

A boomer

 

[Murdock]

No kids

 

[Murdock]

No gtfo retirement

 

[Reggie_Essent]

These cookies are good.

 

[Murdock]

No boat

 

[Murdock]

No vacay property

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Are we still talking about ping pong balls shooting out of pussies?

 

[Frood]

Murdy must have no water handy.

 

[Murdock]

I would eat all those cookies and you would never kick me out of bed , reg lol

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I think someones gonna be hanging tomorrow.

 

[Murdock]

But incest yeah ok

 

[Frood]

No, Reg.... we moved on to Murdy's cunt chewing up basketballs.

 

[Murdock]

He talks about Costco

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Was this basketball named Wilson?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hi Lily.

 

[Frood]

How did you know, Reg??

 

[Murdock]

Not even the fuck stick who pays my cell bill talks about Costco