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[Reggie_Essent]

We got a Costco and a Sams Club here. Never been.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I can tell, Frood.

 

[Murdock]

And he has teens !

 

[Frood]

I used to buy 22 LR bricks at Sam's Club for 5 dollars.

 

[Murdock]

I would have married him had finished the master en-suite

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I got cases in the basement.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Apocalypse trade.

 

[Murdock]

I just got my nails and toes did

 

[Murdock]

I

 

[Frood]

Liposuction?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I need a few more cookies.

 

[Murdock]

I don’t ever talk on the phone about what he has going on in the basemenT

 

[Frood]

Nice projection, Fat Lily...

 

[The Prowler]

Does that hurt when someone says "Fat fuck", Murdock? Do you prefer "Fat" or "Obese"?

 

[Murdock]

No

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I do old man chair yoga. It actually works if you stivck with it.

 

[Murdock]

What makes it hilariously funny is when a male poster dms you when he thinks you’re 350+

 

[Murdock]

And then you call him on FaceTime and he is like WTF

 

[Murdock]

Gurk.. hippie doing yoga

 

[Murdock]

Whodathunk

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I even smoke some weed before I start.

 

[Frood]

Even if Murdy wasn't a fat fuck and ugly, no way I'd be ok with her low IQ.

 

[The Prowler]

Murdock is proud to only weigh 325 pounds.

 

[Frood]

Murdy can only wear Crocs...

 

[The Prowler]

Frood, that is so true. I could not put up with that in person.

 

[Murdock]

Or when a socially inept fucktard thinks a morbidly obeast women would have confidence online….

 

[The Prowler]

This is getting sad. Murdock thinks she is showing confidence when she begs for compliments.

 

[Murdock]

And then I realize my brothers slay the 10+ field and I’m way below my worth online

 

[Frood]

I'm on the dunny dropping a Murdy. Have to wipe... brb

 

[Murdock]

@Bastard Factory .