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[X]

Lotus, do your farts smell like au duh twoulet??

 

[The Prowler]

Lotus's ass is so loose she has not farted in a decade.

 

[X]

I just ordered a Greek rotisserie chicken chopped up into bits various pieces

 

[X]

30% off with my discount

 

[The Prowler]

When Lotus squeezes her anus really hard....gets it as tight as she can....and passes gas....it sounds like this:

 

[X]

And those little baby potatoes lemon garlic

 

[X]

We cant eat a whole chicken so the raccoon that shows up nightly is in for a treat

 

[Weeg]

@LotusBud for what god dam it!!!!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You shouldn't feed raccoons, X. Coons are varmints. You'll never get rid of them if your feed them

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Reggie_Essent racoons are becoming house pets and quickly too

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I know, Rancy. They are fucking cute when they're babies, but they become pests if you have too many around.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I know, they're just like every other animal that lives in the limbo between being wild and urban

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Here in this region we have a terrible problem with dogs, people dump the puppies on the roads

 

[BeckyNix]

sad

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Many end up going back to the small town down the road and they form huge packs

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

They start attacking other animals and people

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

No animal control to be found

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

People just poison them

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

They say there are wild dogs living in the woods, but I've never seen them

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

A few lucky ones become community dogs

 

[Reggie_Essent]

When I lived out on the farm, people used to dump cats and dogs all the time.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

We could usually find homes for the dogs, but the cats just went feral.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

There were no rats in hte barn, though.

 

[The Cuntess]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I don't see many cats around here

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hiya Cuntess!

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

More Flea, less George from Pizza Hut

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

LOL WUT????

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

F L Y N N

 

[The Cuntess]

Hiyeeeee