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WEEP, don’t offer deluXe blow job services?? or just regular ones?

 

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WEEP, do you offer deluXe blow job services?? or just regular ones?

 

[Alticus]

@Weeg He's just one more goofball out of many that I've met. The man flip flops like a fish out of water. lol

 

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[Seamajor]

 

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Fuc you Alticus you and I are buds but you always flip

 

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I pointed out something to up your MOD game and you called me a name

 

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When you should have said thank you X

 

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And ffs what the hell is a deluxe blowjob?? Once a girlfriend gave me a blowjob with and ice cube in her mouth is that close to a deluxe?

 

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Alticus thinks he can mistreat me like he does fredricka

 

[X]

You guys wanna see a pic of my new bike?

 

[X]

Alticus!!! My girlfriend said wtf why’s your dick so tiny, she said it got stuck between her teeth BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

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@Fredricka you poor dear

 

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Apparently it’s a glorified clit

 

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He won’t be satisfying you with that thing Fredricka dear

 

[X]

He’s worn it out from beating off HA HA HA HA it’s just a fleshy nub now

 

[Fredricka]

He did ask me if prostetic penises are a real thing

 

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He should tie it to a door knob and stretch it LOL

 

[X]

Oh look, now he won’t respond to the little wee wee accusation

 

[Adam]

Alti has worn out his meAT from over spankage ?

 

[Adam]

The perils of g00nery

 

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[Fredricka]

I bet alts loving that his penis is talked about here, look how 'quiet' hes gone

 

[Fredricka]

Go wash your hands now alt

 

[Fredricka]

Put itvaway

 

[Adam]

Any progress with the Alticus/Lotusbutt matchup?

 

[Adam]

I hear Alti doesn't like unshaved snatches, and being wild and hairy is a deal breaker with Lotty

 

[Fredricka]

She ghosted him

 

[Adam]

Thats too bad. I told him boasting to women about his extensive vintage VHS porn collection isn't a good look.