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[Fredricka]

Are spaniels chihuahuas? No

 

[Cookie Monster]

If it didnt draw blood u wont need tetnus, the dog may need a rabies shot though

 

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[Fredricka]

It did draw blood, i think ill have a bruise too it was vicious

 

[Fredricka]

A vicious attack on an innocent person

 

[Cookie Monster]

Spaniels are soppy dogs you must of really pissed it off

 

[Fredricka]

I was literally just walking past it

 

[Weeg]

@Fredricka SORRY yoo got bit!!! But did the dog have AAIIIDDDDSSSSSS?

 

[Fredricka]

Maybe hes a rescue dog

 

[Cookie Monster]

Did you try talking to it first? That may have done it

 

[Fredricka]

Thankyou weeg, i hope not

 

[Weeg]

Dog AAIIIDDDSSSSS is the WORST!!!

 

[Fredricka]

I didnt even look at the thing till after ths attack

 

[Fredricka]

That doctors better answer the phone tomorrow

 

[Cookie Monster]

Thats it then, you hurt its feelings.

 

[Cookie Monster]

The Doctors probably bust treating a traumatised Spanial!

 

[Fredricka]

Fuck his feelings

 

[Cookie Monster]

busy lol.

 

[Cookie Monster]

So your mean to soppy dogs?

 

[Cookie Monster]

Are you mean to Lettuse brain as well?

 

[Fredricka]

This is victim blaming now

 

[Cookie Monster]

I like spanials, I like them even more now.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

That poor little Cocker is probably triggered by shit smells.

 

[Cookie Monster]

The smell of putrid Fredrika stank up Fido's nostrils! No wonder he bit you.

 

[Fredricka]

A bit more sympathy wouldn't go amiss, ive been BRUTALISED today

 

[Cookie Monster]

We are sympathetic, poor spanial had to taste you!

 

[Fredricka]

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Actually, @Fredricka about 2 weeks ago I Pit Bull can out of nowhere and started barking and snapping at me. Slobbered all over my jacket. I stayed cool so not to further escalate the situation until the thing's retarded own can to get it. Had that thing bit me I would have pulled my knife and killed it then reported to the police she had it off the leash. Fuck dat bitches.

 

[Cookie Monster]

I hope that spaniel is besties with a Rottweiler.

 

[Seamajor]

The dog clearly recognizes a good meal.