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[Cookie Monster]

@Holy Holliday ! Was the Pitbulls name Murdy?

 

[Fredricka]

This dog was on a lead, but clearly it needs a shorter one and a muzzle

 

[Cookie Monster]

@Seamajor Erm Nah, bad meat!

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Oak, I think. It was well fed for sure.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Did the owner bite you as well?

 

[Seamajor]

 

[Holy Holliday !]

You wouldn't believe, she said it was the time of day. Honest. The time of day the dog just gets crazy. Must be why it wasn't leashed and out on the street.

 

[Fredricka]

This owner said sorry, i did swear at her

 

[Cookie Monster]

The owner deserves a medal, you swore at the person who didn't bite you?

 

[Fredricka]

I swore at the person who shouldve controlled her beast

 

[Cookie Monster]

Look on the Brightside, at least somethings attracted to you.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Good for you, Reeka. I stayed cool, said nothing, walked on.

 

[Cookie Monster]

I say the same thins to BF, that you should be muzzled and on a short leash.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

This is why SB posting sucks and you have to tag people.

 

[Cookie Monster]

GTG before I die laughing.

 

[Fredricka]

?

 

[Holy Holliday !]

You need dog repellent wiped by the toilet, Reeka.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

...wipes

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Dogs smell shit they don't like they get violently territorial.

 

[Fredricka]

Obviously he thought i look tasty

 

[Fredricka]

Or she, it couldvs been a lezza dog

 

[Cookie Monster]

I evil up a Spanial and it still looks like a soppy cunt!

 

[Fredricka]

It had curlier hair than that cookie

 

[Cookie Monster]

It was a nigger spanial? did it pull a knife on you?

 

[Fredricka]

Maybe it was part poodle

 

[Cookie Monster]

UncleDoofus is part poodle.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Reeka, if it drew blood you should report it the local bobbies and get to a clinic straight away.

 

[Fredricka]

Ill phone them now

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[MANCID RILKO]

FUCK OFF!