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[Frood]

 

[MANCID RILKO]

FROOD!

 

[MANCID RILKO]

How many caracamanos did you drop?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

How many carcamanos did you drop?

 

[Frood]

So many.... they didn’t flush easily. Had to use a butter knife.

 

[Frood]

Locustbug is a broken bobblehead on the dashboard of life...

 

[LotusBud]

@MANCID RILKO I remember you mentioning Brazilian sausage, and I certainly SHOULD have realized it was a joke. I was probably tired, very tired. There's been a lot of exhaustion since the hurricane. It's hard to explain.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

A little too familiar rancid. Speak with respect to Lotus.

 

[Fredricka]

Do we have to hear about peoples poos? I know holiday likes it, but does everyone else?

 

[Frood]

Ok... I will too. With respect to Locustbug, she's a witch who rides the rude end of her broomstick.

 

[Fredricka]

Alticus, can you tell them off about that too?

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Are you kay, Reeka? I've been worried.

 

[Fredricka]

Have you? Lol Yes, i have an appointment first thing in the morning

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@Holy Holliday ! jealous or just overprotecting?

 

[Frood]

When Fredericka was giving birth, the nurses had to rig up a motion camera to tell if the baby was out of the gypsy yet...

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Those Rabies shot can be many painful, Reeka.

 

[Fredricka]

They didnt mention rabies

 

[Frood]

X once gave a cat rabies.... with his dick.

 

[Fredricka]

I dont get it frood

 

[Frood]

The cat did, Fred!

 

[Fredricka]

Why couldnt they see the baby?

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Right, because they want you to show up. They don't have the dog to test so they must err on the side of caution.

 

[Frood]

Same colour, Fred....

 

[Fredricka]

Red?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

They have to kill the dog to see if it was rabid.

 

[Frood]

Gypsies have red piss flaps?? I call bullshit.

 

[Fredricka]

I dont think we have rabies here, thats 3rd world yanksville

 

[Holy Holliday !]

No that's rabbits, Reggie.

 

[Frood]

Rabies can't survive the whinging of Poms.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

well, if there are any Koreans about, the dead dog won't go to waste.