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[Reggie_Essent]

I got my Opening Statement on one of these computers or a thumbdrive somewhere.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Maybe someday I'll retrieve it to show you cunts.

 

[Frood]

I used to be the main solo raider on forums back in the day, Reggie. Post it notes on the wall for my characters to keep in character, and months of legwork to set it up to go aggro.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yeah. I squandered way too much time online too. Just think how much more fucked up the young'uns are?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I remember "Before the Internet"

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I used to carry a quarter in that little pocket on your jeans just in case I needed to make a call from a phone booth.

 

[Frood]

I remember before the internet.... around 1989. My dad had one of the first laptops for work and unlimited dial up. I fucked with uni students.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And I once dranke absinthe years and years ago. Green motherfucking Demon.

 

[Frood]

I'm coming down with something. Absinthe usually kills it.

 

[Frood]

And epsom salt baths...

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That shit will kill anything.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I think they called it "wormwood" in olden days.

 

[Frood]

That's meant to be the active component, but quality is hard to source. Anything thats coloured bright green is artificial.

 

[Frood]

Or watered down, except the alcohol volume.

 

[Frood]

I like Kubler... but haven't seen it here in years.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No, I had the real shit. It was almost like LSD when I dranke the stuiff.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Pernod is the best absinthe.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Maybe moar mellow like mushgrooms.

 

[Frood]

Pernod is ok.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Ok? OK?!?!? Are you smoking something you should be sharing with the rest of us??

 

[Frood]

Who, Reggie or me?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You, gimp.

 

[Frood]

I prefer Kubler... is what it is.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Communist.

 

[Frood]

Switzerland is far from communist.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Maybe, but you're definitely a commie.

 

[Frood]

I might do a red light session on my head tonight... but that doesn’t make me communist either, Larry.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

 

[Frood]

You're the progtard, Larry... remember?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I'm a centrist. I can't stand the woke left and I despise the Bible thumping right.