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[The Associate]

I hate weekends. :(

 

[Frood]

I waa 25 in 99....

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I was 25 in 98.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Getting old sucks goat balls.

 

[The Associate]

Yep, surely does.

 

[The Associate]

EAR HAIRS, fuckin' WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Frood]

Ear and nose hair trimmer is a must...

 

[Frood]

Good for wild eyebrows too.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Back hair. How the fuck does that start growing there now??

 

[The Associate]

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[Frood]

Can't help you there, Larry. I'm not back hair blessed.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[The Associate]

:D

 

[The Associate]

Just means I could slaughter a family of 8 and nobody would even notice I did it. :D

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Serial killing for fun and profit.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[The Associate]

Sure! Why not? If the universe pretends you don't exist, make the most of it! :D

 

[Frood]

I slaughtered 8 squirrels once but it was 2 weeks apart and couldn't tell if they were all family members once skinned and in the freezer. They did however all taste familiar in one big slveer stew.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Kill them all and let Gawd sort them out.

 

[Frood]

I slaughtered 8 squirrels once but it was 2 weeks apart and couldn't tell if they were all family members once skinned and in the freezer. They did however all taste familiar in one big beer stew.

 

[Frood]

Squirrels are quite tasty though...

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I had venison a couple of times. Pretty good if you get it medium well. Nice and juicy.

 

[Admin.]

Trumpty Dumpty is clairvoyant with the ability to predict his own future:

What are the odds?

 

[Admin.]

Every accusation yada yada yada blah blah blah.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

From summer 2024?

 

[The Associate]

Shut the fuck up, Commie. Nobody believes your bullshit, and nobody cares what you have to say.

 

[Admin.]

There is none so blind as those who cannot see.

 

[Admin.]

Fuck off you numbskull dipshit.

 

[The Associate]

Except for Commies.

 

[Admin.]

Huh? Are you going through it's?