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[Murdock]

No sex this last decade I take it, on

 

[Murdock]

Is reading co

 

[Murdock]

Ck

 

[Murdock]

Comprehension and issue with bald aggressive behavior

 

[Murdock]

Or shout I become so wheldy confusing that he is forced to the basement alone

 

[Murdock]

Oh where downs the then down front me in theory with the d go ur of iPhone gamer bliss and a touching skrweeeeneee

 

[Murdock]

a bi issue. D I queer

 

[Murdock]

It’s so randomly on point lol

 

[Frood]

@The Prowler The script just writes itself!

 

[Murdock]

It does

 

[Murdock]

If just scroll across the screen of an iPhone it’s hilarious

 

[Frood]

Oink Oink, moon headed gunt.

 

[Murdock]

So… since you geriatric sociopaths aren’t getting laid

 

[Murdock]

and can’t fuck anything but the beasts who have laid claim to your fridge via slime trail

 

[Murdock]

I’ll have to excuse myself since this is soooo beneath me

 

[Murdock]

Have fun sword fighting and reminding of the yesteryear when your cocks got semi hard without snorting Viagra

 

[Frood]

Go to bed, Mudcock. Pass out on your sofa and leave the forums for men. You're woefully inadequate to roll in these venues...

 

[Murdock]

Beg harder

 

[Murdock]

Maybe I’ll take pitty in the fact that you can’t stomach the beast who has overtaken your master en-suite

 

[Frood]

Yes, I'm begging...

 

[Frood]

Women shouldn't be allowed internet without express permission from their male guardians.

 

[Murdock]

Harder… I realize this is a major issue

 

[Murdock]

But do try lol

 

[Frood]

You're a fat version of Locustbug except Locustbug knows how to sweep with her transportation in quieter spells...

 

[Murdock]

Should I excuse myself now so you impotent, emasculated men have somewhere to exist tonight since the marital bed is off limits?

 

[Murdock]

 

[Frood]

Who cares?

 

[Murdock]

 

[Murdock]

 

[Murdock]