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[The Associate]

Yeah, that's what I told him.

 

[Fredricka]

Is that the writing you wrre trying to sell danny? No wonder it flopped

 

[The Associate]

 

[Fredricka]

He wanted to sell bags of his fart breath, prowler

 

[The Scoundrel]

American fuckin wankers

 

[The Prowler]

Some people deserve to be poor.

 

[The Associate]

Oh, yeah, getting hoodrats medium on jenkem. :D

 

[Weeg]

X is DELIVERY BOY poor!!!

 

[Fredricka]

He says his breath is jenkem, lolz

 

[The Associate]

You don't read real close, do ya, li'l fella?

 

[The Associate]

Well, you're Paki, after all. What if I wrote it in that weird-ass barbed-wire ramen-noodle language you lot use?

 

[Fredricka]

What didnt i read?

 

[Fredricka]

Its right there in my sb thread

 

[The Associate]

Have you got that old-timers bad-memory disease?

 

[The Scoundrel]

All just die now. This drivel is painful

 

[The Associate]

No can do, not allowed.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I am God. I aay go for it

 

[Fredricka]

Show us how its done thdn scoundrel, amaze us

 

[The Associate]

You're not god, obviously, you've not got a doofy hat on.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I'm just fuckin amazing anyway

 

[Fredricka]

Moaning and mithering is not amazing, its been done to death

 

[Fredricka]

Make us laugh scoundrel

 

[The Associate]

I mean, even His Howliness The Poop has a goofy-ass hat.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Fredrick is a chick lulz

 

[The Associate]

I'm pretty sure he's a Paki dwarf.

 

[Frood]

Fred's name is Athalia. She is a reformed Roma. Her and her massive purple labia live in an average house.

 

[Fredricka]

Frood, thats pi. BF, BF, HELP

 

[The Associate]

That's one story. The other is that his name is Ahmad, and he's only 3'10" in height. He refuses to wear deodorant because his body odor is the only way people notice he's in the room.

 

[Fredricka]

So have you been funny yet scoundrel?

 

[Frood]

I'm off to do the online shop.