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[Alfred E. Neutrump]

We are at Defcon 1.

 

[Frood]

Sigh... progtard bitches gonna progtard...

 

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Reggie you dusty sumbitch!!!!

 

[X]

You okay tonight?

 

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We picked up the urn today, I put her sunglasses she always wore on it as I carried it outside

 

[X]

Put the seat belt on it and blasted a few of her favourite tunes from the Pogues

 

[X]

Godspeed lady!! see you later!

 

[X]

My dad makes his own wine ffs I swear it’s like 6% alcohol lol I’m on my second bottle and I’m just a little warm from it all

 

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Now froods gonna talk about wine bottle sex

 

[X]

How he’s the master

 

[X]

@MANCID RILKO i noticed you were being rude to me again today, I’ll over look it due to the shred of respect that I have left for you

 

[Fredricka]

He just likes to think about you doing it, i think he has a crush

 

[X]

Everything’s seXual with these deviants, riding my wood like they’re wOOdpeckers HA HA HA

 

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Fredricka, I’ve actually talked to Froot via some app thingy I forgot the name, he only comes across as half so ghay.

 

[X]

Garitty was the coolest, prowler was cool too

 

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Rancid just talked about his new flip flops with cup holders

 

[Fredricka]

Was frood putting on his deep voice or was it his natural sqeak?

 

[X]

He’s nasely

 

[Fredricka]

Lol

 

[X]

One nostril whistles upon exhale

 

[X]

That boy ain’t right

 

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[Fredricka]

He has many health problems

 

[Fredricka]

Pisses stones too

 

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Shit, how could I forget Breakfall

 

[Fredricka]

I heard breakfall, he sounds as nutty as his posts

 

[X]

Pisses stones!!!? aww fuck I don’t want anybody here to hurt

 

[X]

Yes It’s true.. he can also be quite likeable

 

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One gets the impression he’d make a good friend

 

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No ghay