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A bit, but everyone wants their cut

 

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I'm not the only culprit

 

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I used to be able to buy a full 16 oz pound of good beans for like three or four bucks.

 

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Things should start improving next year

 

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The Kona beans used to be more, but it's all worse than gasoline now.

 

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A lot of new coffee being grown

 

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But the good stuff will still be expensive, they are coming with new strains that are resistant to weather swings

 

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Arabica is finicky, it likes stable weather

 

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I just like my beans, man. I NEED them every fucking morning.

 

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I tried some Brazoolian beans once. They were bitter as fuck.

 

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Probably a lousy roast

 

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Then I found Kona. That shit is the bomb!

 

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I tried the cat-shit coffee one time. Like $10 bucks a cuppa. It was OK, but not as good as I thought.

 

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Over here we have jacu coffee

 

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Jacu is a bird, they like drinking the shit it pooped

 

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I've got a bunch of them roaming around

 

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They say you can trap them in a large aviary and make some money

 

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coffee that they eat and poop is worth 10x more than normal coffee

 

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You should harvest their shit piles and sell the beans to California Libs.

 

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But fuck if I'm gonna be messing with that

 

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The best cuppa joe I ever had was boiled coffee.

 

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You boil a pot of water over a campfire.

 

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It's like turkish coffee

 

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you keep the grounds in the cup

 

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Then throw in a bunch of ground coffee.

 

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Then crack and egg into it because it soaks up most of the grounds.

 

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Then pour a cuppa through a strainer.

 

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CRACK AN EGG?

 

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Best cuppa joe everyone !

 

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I have to check that out