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You should throw a slice of that pizza at Fred. Our resident Paki Pygmy could wear it on his head like a sloppy meat-hat. Maybe his tribe will make him their chief.
 
I’m soiled… my daddy grew corn in our backyard. You can get close with frozen cob ears boiled in water, mild and sugar. But nothing compares to the late summer fresh harvest.
 
Diamonds are a girls best friend, chump. Don’t you have to put the gear before you’re retired to the skin sheep basement sofa of marital peril…
 
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Who let the horny cat WEEP in?? now he’s gonna spray all over, ffs we need to get that thing neutered BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH